BF2142 : A Noob At CVG

Will Porter, the journalist at CVG who tried a preview version of the game and realized this funny preview can't stop saying he's not very good at BattleField :

[...]and I was once more Battlefield's bitch. [...]
[...]much of my personal time revolved around constant futuristic death[...]
[...]a new medal for the cabinet that DICE is proffering knife-killers, to make braggers on the internet that much more insanely irritating.[...]
[...]I'M NOT VERY GOOD[...]
[...] While I had been busy dying, [...]
[...] Needless to say we lost, failed, choked and buggered it up[...]
[...]I even managed to fly without crashing in flames to the delighted 'lol's' of my team-mates [...]

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