How to kick ass(lol)

k basics for noobs under us

-dont run towards an enemie so he have more trouble to shoot ya
-dont run back when guided missile after ya ass
-USE BOTH GUNS!!!
-refill clips in easy times,reloading in battle can kill ya
-dont stand on flat ground,if car wants to ride u over easier escape
-use ur evironment bouncing nades can kill also
-use controlled bursts with Bulldog and dotn shoot if its not red otherwise wast of bullets,so quiker reload
-ehh anybody knows more tips?

dont drink and drive at the same time (u'll stay alive longer)!! lol

hehe,
u forgot basics HanHarr

-kill ur oppontent before he kills u
-dont die
-recharge urself when ur almost dead
-shoot much but not to much
-dont shot a rocket before u on the ground or wall, ull die urself
-use WEC`s
-use the force, its everywhere
-dont kill RH-members, theyll get pritty mad about that
-shoot the best guy first, then the other n00b
-dont shoot women
-dont use sniper if u cant aim
-walk or run, while standing still ur a sitting duck
-use good drugs, wrong drugs can kill ya......

-dont run near enemie base,the blur u get is 2 frustrating to react soon enough
-dont shoot at his place cuz(if its not a noob) he will move also
-use the nade and bazouk ammo wisely,if u ran out of them it'll be harder to stay alive,or get some ammo
-dont jump in nade fights,jumps r easy to predict,so it leaves u easy to kill
-dont get in close with ur enemie once ur close u got tomove away again,stay at a distance
-use ur brain,some guys r as predicteble as bots
-dont try to stop a car with urself
-dont jump of high heights,it can kill u
-the shotgun is not an easy gun,dont use it if u havent had any practice wit it
-dont go lone wolf,if u stick to some1 u got much more change to stay alive longer
-dotn block doorways etc.
-dont blow ur cover if u dont got a good shot

- Don't use plasma

-or use plasma wisely
-eat well, when ur starving u cant play well
-drink enough
-dont stick ur hand on ur mouse to long, ull get rsi
-talk with ur enemie, hell like u for that

-use the toilet not ur chair
-dont set only a bed and a comp on ur room
-dont play with ur eyes closed to c how many kills u can get
-dont play hide and seek in ctf,the flag cant move

-dont think to much
-dont let ur girl/wife play
-dont get killed by a girl
-get a life, and hold on to it
-dont let the game control ur life

-eat pie it makes you better at playing
-don't cheat like most boss players
-Once you have the flag run like hell don't just stand there like a noob

-Eat turkey with x-mas!!!!

brush your teeth
say " hello " to your Grandma and " thanks " when she offers a cake
don't touch a B.O.S.S while playing, caus' it's dirty, or then wash your hands or better rocket him
plasma is gay, but against gay like B.O.S.S you're authorised to
don't put your fingers on your nose
don't scratch your ass like a stupid monkey
don't believe METRO, he is neither FEAR, nor RH, nor BOSS ( BOSS perhaps finally...)
PARIAH is good for you
too much PARIAH will drive you to the APA ( Anonymous Pariah Addicts ) where you can find friends that'll help you, and you'll find all of us too...

not enough PARIAH won't be good for you: u'll beat your wife thinking she's a bot or Howsthat, u'll drink too much thinking this is the PARIAH healing potion, and then don't bother if you see strange things. U'll take your TOYOTA to destroy your neighbour's garden and his garden W.C thinking you are on Front assault an have solved your objective.

So play PARIAH, be polite, smell good, don' kiss a B.O.S.S on his mouth or put the tongue, and you'll be happy for 2006

lol.....

btw, metro is FEAR, he played in tournament

i know he is fear, but he should in BOSS, he has all the qualities: selfish, unpolite, cheater. Howsthat, you got your co-leader!! Oh no i am wrong, Howsthat won't admit a co-God at His side, he is monotheistic, he believes only in himself

FEAR took him in their clan ? ....
I missed something ? ....

we both saw him with FEAR clanname; it was yesterday.

owkay ... i guess FEAR need some new fresh meat to send in first lines during a battle

lol,
he also played in tournament. He didnt cheat or something, and he was nt that bad.....

He ISN'T bad in fact, and wasn't when i knew him on demo as Metrosexual; but always insulting newbs, stealing all the wecs to others, that's for me a problematic attittude

Finally, he is perhaps Howsthat with another pseudo???

Hansie, we played a funny RIVERBED CTF yesterday; but now CRO server has sent me a bill for the 347 bogies we have broken. prepare your Mastercard lol

LOL
im just a poor student.......

anyway, i thought we were playing [AR] clan server, because it didnt lagg that much. U should talk to Map, he was the one killing me every time i was in a boogie

it was AR server, right...But for the bogies, i'll ask MAP tp participate, it'll be surely very expensive lol

lol when do the new models are coming? ferraris would be just fine

[RH]HanHarr wrote:

lol when do the new models are coming? ferraris would be just fine

hahaha lol

if your operating the jeep tor it yous the top part of the sites as the bullies
if you do like plasma only you it sparingly
if you do like plasma only as a first attack gun
if you do like plasma DO NOT upgrade it beyond level 2 (at upgrade 3 ti is unsafe and has Ben now to kill ti operator and in time games the operators alis)
learn to tacking titer terms with the jeep(it is surprising lye maneuverable)
yous the shotgun as a defensive weapon it can do wonders to a jeep
learn to become a good shot withe the bulldog
rocket from the rocket longer ar easily avoided(Evin on dial-up)
don't yous plasma on a server with a hi ping it has Ben known to cols problems with connection